F Movies

Flesh Gordon

When Emperor Wang (ruler of planet Porno) bathes the Earth in Sex Rays, Flesh Gordon and Dale Ardor must swing into action and save the day. Of course, "saving the day" means lots and lots of gratuitous nudity and more than a few naughty acts. If that's not your idea of entertainment, though, at least at the end you'll find the monstrous, stop-animated Nesuahyrrah (spell it backwards), with whom Dale recreates a famous scene or two from other, better movies. In case we have to tell you, this one's definitely not for kids.

Review: The Bad Movie Report

Food of the Gods, The

Goo bubbles out of the ground and causes the local wildlife and livestock to grow to huge size while the local humans try to figure out how to make money off the situation. Giant rats are the main aggressor, though in one memorable scene someone is attacked by a giant chicken.

Review: Stomp Tokyo

Frankenfish

When mangled bodies start showing up in a Louisiana swamp, coroner (Tory Kittles) investigates and finds giant Chinese snakehead fish are the culprit. A middling Jaws (1976) rip-off.

Frankenstein Conquers the World

Frankenstein's immortal heart spawns a creature in Hiroshima after the city is atom bombed. Twenty years later the monster is captured by three scientists studying radiation. When the monster escapes the scientists have to hunt it down, a process complicated by Baragon, an underground dwelling dinosaur also terrorizing Japan.

The ending of the film originally had Frankenstein fighting a giant octopus, but it was cut. War of the Gargantuas is a sequel to this movie.

Frostbiter

Was your chief complaint about Evil Dead that it didn't have enough snow? Then you might enjoy Frostbiter, a movie with no more ambition than to be an Evil Dead rip-off set on the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Some hunters break a mystic circle and release an evil force called Wendigo. The Wendigo starts killing people and possessing chili. No, really. The big bad turns out to be a giant centaur-like creature.